Gibson Robot Guitar

Is your guitar always out of tune? Do you hate tuning your guitar and think it is the stupidest thing on the planet? If you answered yes to these questions, then I have found the ultimate guitar for you. On December 7th, Gibson, which is my brand of choice for guitars, will be releasing the Robot guitar. Looking at the instrument, it appears to be a Les Paul with a translucent blue finish. But there is one feature this guitar has that no other guitar in the world has, It tunes its self!! You heard me right, the guitar tunes its self. With this bad boy, tuning will be a thing of the past. To tune this baby all you have to do is pull out a knob that looks like a regular volume or tone knob. With one pull of the knob, your guitar will be tuned up and ready to play in a matter of seconds. Last year, when Fender released the VG Stratocaster, I thought it was the coolest thing out. But now my opinion has changed. Who needs a guitar that has about 10 different sounds? the answer is lazy people who don't want to spend a little time messing around with their amps. This guitar takes tuning which sometimes takes up to 30 seconds, and electronically does it for you in about 5 seconds. Amazing, I am astonished. Maybe I can get my dad to fork me over some cash and buy me one of these bad boys for Christmas. That is highly unlikely. -Sigh- I'm gonna go play my guitar that at I have to tune myself. I hate my life.